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About Me Member Antagonist FontenarUnited States Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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It Occurs To Me...

Fri Sep 11, 2009, 4:56 PM
...that anyone who would try to have sex with the song Dirt Room playing in the background is very probably a) a sociopath, b) extremely unimpressed with your sexual prowess, c) possessed of an exceedingly morbid sense of humour, or d) all of the above.

  • Listening to: breathing
  • Reading: this
  • Watching: time pass
  • Playing: with myself
  • Eating: silence
  • Drinking: wine

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Someday, I will re-plant some stranger's front yard in hydrangeas. I will arrange them in impressionist mosaics of pink and indigo and azure clouds across what used to be dying grass.

Hopefully, this stranger will not be allergic to hydrangeas.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: In front of the computer
  • Interests: Words, minds, weaponry, pasta
  • Favourite band or musician: Nightwish, Flogging Molly, Harvey Danger, Dropkick Murphy, The Tea Party, 50 Foot Wave, GooGoo Dolls
  • Favourite genre of music: ...Do I have to chose?
  • Favourite artist: Milo2
  • Favourite poet or writer: Gaiman, Nix, Pratchett, GRRM, LeGuin, Roberson, Adams
  • Operating System: Windows Vomit.
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod.
  • Shell of choice: ABALONE. That's what they're called.
  • Skin of choice: ...What?
  • Favourite game: The grand pursuit of confusing people.
  • Favourite gaming platform: Your braiiiins.
  • Personal Quote: Huh? What? Am I supposed to say something clever?
  • Tools of the Trade: Depressingly expensive markers.

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Comments


:iconilias:
How has you beeeen you crazy Kitty you?

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Avarien: Yes, I killed him for the horse... Oh don't give me that look, how do you think I got my bow?
:iconjunebuge:
Hey Siri! How goes it? It's been ages old friend. -snugs-
:iconfontenar:
Oh holy hell, YOU LIVE! :hug: How's life been treating you? I'm living in Oregon and trying to get into firefighting, now. How about you?

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Behold the definition of cruel irony: the words "lisp," "dyslexic," and "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia," and the name "attention deficit hyperactivity disorder."
:iconjunebuge:
yes! I live!

Oh my gosh! You live in Oregon now?? That's crazy! I was in Washington!

I'm in Texas now, but I'm getting married soon, so I'm heading back to Illinois. I want to get back to the northwest ASAP too. It sucks down here. lol.

Firefighting? That's sounds excited. Probably needed too. That part of the country is always on fire.
:iconfontenar:
Ahahahah oh my god XD Texas? Are you serious? What part? I just moved here from Austin, and my parents moved to Dallas a couple years back! A couple friends of mine live in Illinois, too.

When are you getting married? And congratulations! :hug:

Mhm. Well, I'm hoping to get into city firefighting rather than wilderness - I'm trained in wilderness, but it's seasonal rather than full-time and in city firefighting, I'd get to help people more directly.

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Behold the definition of cruel irony: the words "lisp," "dyslexic," and "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia," and the name "attention deficit hyperactivity disorder."
:iconjunebuge:
Well I'm very close to your parents then. I'm an hour and a half away. Podunk place outside of Bonham called Ivanhoe.

Getting married next yaer, undecided date. SO EXCITED! And thanks :D

Yeah. I get the helping people part. I'm trying to train for nursing, but I'm having loads of vision problems at the moment >.>

I did however manage to get my CNA, I'm happy with that, but I'm shooting for my LPN. Which is just a one year program, pretty simple.
:iconestic:
Thankyouu for the watch! 83
:iconfontenar:
You're welcome!

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Behold the definition of cruel irony: the words "lisp," "dyslexic," and "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia," and the name "attention deficit hyperactivity disorder."
:iconluckysquid:
Thanks for the watch!

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Long live *Fine-Primo! >8C -shakes fist-
:iconfontenar:
You're welcome! Keep up the awesome work.

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Behold the definition of cruel irony: the words "lisp," "dyslexic," and "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia," and the name "attention deficit hyperactivity disorder."

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